Artists

ELIZABETH KRAMER

ELIZABETH KRAMER PUTS THE "FUN" BACK IN "THE MOST FUNDAMENTALLY INGENIOUS BAND WORKING TODAY." THE TWO MEN BEHIND ELIZABETH KRAMER KNOW A THING OR TWO, THAT'S FOR SURE. EK IS THE MAIN LINE FROM THEIR MINDS TO YOURS. SHE WAS TOTALLY TAN.

C FOAM

HE WOULD CALL HIMSELF A NOISE ANTHROPOLOGIST IF IT DIDN'T SOUND SO FUCKING DOUCHEY.


P0P FUCKD0WN

THE LINE "FOUR EMPTY FIFTHS ON THE TABLE IN THE BASEMENT/ THERE'S LIKE THIRTEEN PEOPLE HERE JUST TRYNA GET WASTED" PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP THE FUCKD0WN. RAPSTARZ.


PLAGUE SLED

CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT (LIMOUSINE LIBERAL BLACK METAL?), BUT DON'T SAY IT ISN'T RAW. BECAUSE IT IS. PLAGUE SLED IS RAW. THEY PLAY SHRILL LO FIDELITY BLACK METAL. THEY RAGE. REJECT CHRIST, CUM ON EMMA WATSON.

ORCA CUNT

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?


WEED MOM

YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. YOU'RE PACKING A BOWL ON THE COUCH YOU HAVEN'T LEFT AND WON'T LEAVE FOR DAYS...AND DAYS....WHEN A VOICE TELLS YOU, "PACK LESS" AND ANOTHER TELLS YOU, "PACK MORE." YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO YOU DO BOTH. THAT IS THE VOICE OF WEED MOM.

NO TIME

THE POP SOUNDS OF NO TIME (PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS AJ1; PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS THE HACKTONES) ARE ROMANTIC BUT SAD. DUDE HAS A WAY WITH WORDS. DUDE HAS A WAY WITH GIN AND TONICS.

THE OYSTERS

THE OYSTERS ARE A POST-TWEE BAND FROM THE UNITED STATES. INSPIRATIONS INCLUDE: LLOYD COLE, DUB REGGAE, FRENCH FOOD, DRONE, FRAT BANDS, TV SHOWS. LIKE OYSTERS THEMSELVES, IT TAKES WORK TO GET TO THE GOOD STUFF, BUT ONCE YOU'RE IN, YOU'RE GUARANTEED A SLICK MEAL AND THE POSSIBILITY OF A PEARL. BE PATIENT, WEAR GLOVES, AND REMEMBER: ONLY IN AN R-MONTH. IF CHRIS EIGEMAN'S CHARACTER IN KICKING AND SCREAMING HAD A FAVORITE BAND, IT WOULD BE THE OYSTERS. OBVIOUSLY WE ARE GOING TO BE PARTYING HARD FROM THE GET GO.