Catalog

US001 ELIZABETH KRAMER - GIRLS IN COLLEGE EP (CDr, cass, dig)

THIS IS IT. "GIRLS IN COLLEGE" IS ABOUT THE JOURNEY AND THE PEOPLE YOU MEET ON IT. A NOISY DECLARATION OF LOVE AND HATE. AN ART PUNK RECORD FOR THE SORORITY SET. A BONAFIDE CLASSIC. VERY TIGHT.

US002 PLAGUE SLED - FLAY THE NUN EP (CDr, cass, dig)

BRUTAL.

"EMMA WATSON":
 

US003 AN UNBEARABLY SAD COMPILATION (CDr, cass, dig)

THE VERY FIRST UNBEARABLY SAD COMP. FEATURES CONTRIBUTIONS FROM THE UNBEARABLY SAD BANDS U KNOW AND LOVE, LIKE ELIZABETH KRAMER, C FOAM, PLAGUE SLED, P0P FUCKD0WN, AND ORCA CUNT. BUT THIS COMP ALSO INCLUDES AN EPIC AVANT RAP JAM BY HIGH'S COOL AND THE R&B CLASSIC "CUPID WAS A 6 FOOT 7 BLACK MAN" BY J SHANK & NR KILLAH (RARE). ROCK N ROLL GET N TOUCH. 

"CUPID WAS A 6 FOOT 7 BLACK MAN":

US004 C FOAM - SONGS ABOUT LIVING (CDr, cass, dig)

C FOAM'S DEBUT. CAPTURE THE SOUNDS OF EXISTENCE WITH MORE BRUTAL ACCURACY OR SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO WALK YOUR DOG...FUCKHEAD.

US005 P0P FUCKD0WN - 0PERATI0N 6/20 EP (dig)

THE TIME HAS COME!!!!!! THEY ONLY RECORDED ONE SESSION!!!!! AND NOW IT CAN BE YOURS!!!!!!! 'MEMBER: www.myspace.com/p0pfuckd0wn

US006 ORCA CUNT - COLLETTE single (dig)

THE FIRST ORCA CUNT SINGLE. INCLUDES "COLLETTE" AND THE INSTANT CLASSIC "LOOT THE BODY?" 

US007 ORCA CUNT - FOR THE MASSES!! EP (CDr, dig)

TASTELESS.

US008 NO TIME - ANNIE EP (dig)

EVERYONE HAS A SPIRAL! NOT EVERYONE SETS IT TO UKULELE!

"ANNIE":

US009 C FOAM - I'M SINGLE single (dig)

EMBRACE YOUR LONELINESS!!! DRINK A FOUR LOKER, SMOKE SOME BUD, AND HUNKER DOWN!......BUT WITH FRIENDS!!!

"NEVER MADE IT TO THE BAR":

US010 C FOAM - SUBURBANS (CDr, cass, dig)

TRADING THE DETUNED FOLK OF LAST SUMMER'S SONGS ABOUT LIVING FOR A MUCH MORE DESTROYED, DIGITAL BREED OF ANTHRO-NOISE, "SUBURBANS" IS A FORCE. THE REAL, REAL, REAL SUBURBS. THE MICROPHONE MAY BE POINTED IN SOMEWHAT DARKER DIRECTIONS, BUT THE CULTURAL INTELLIGENCE IS BRIGHTER THAN EVER. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A BARREN, SUGAR-FREE DESERT, A FECUND YET IMPOVERISHED JUNGLE, A HUMID OR POSSIBLY STALE STORAGE UNIT...FROM RELATIVE SAFETY (THIS GLASS IS NOT BULLETPROOF), C FOAM STUDIES THESE PLACES AND THEIR INHABITANTS. SLOWLY, CAREFULLY, ANXIOUSLY, HE EXAMINES EVERYTHING––THEN CARVES OUT THE TRUTH. THIS IS THE SOUND OF SUBURBANS.

"DESIGNER CAMPER":

US011 C FOAM - ICELAND single (dig)

THIS MOUTH-WATERING (OR SHOULD WE SAY MOUTH-ICING) TREAT OF A TRACK IS CALLED 'ICELAND'. IT'S A BIZARRE JOURNEY, A HORRIBLE SKI TRIP, A BROKEN RADIO AND A DEADLY SNOWSTORM (ALL SNOWFLAKES ARE SHARP). BUT DON'T WORRY, YOUR GUIDE IS QUITE KNOWLEDGABLE.

"ICELAND":

US012 C FOAM - V MAGAZINE 2008 BEYONCE ISSUE single (dig)

THE WINTER OF 2008. IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME THEN......THE NATION WAS BASKING IN THE POST-ELECTION AFTERGLOW, IPHONES WERE RELATIVELY NEW, WE WERE ALL STILL DATING OUR GIRLFRIENDS......TRULY A MORE INNOCENT AND OPTIMISTIC TIME. WHAT'S CHANGED? MORE LIKE WHAT HASN'T??

"V MAGAZINE 2008 BEYONCE ISSUE":

US013 THE OYSTERS - SMOOTH DAYS single (dig)

THE DEBUT SINGLE FROM THE NEWEST TO THE TEAM. "SMOOTH DAYS" IS SLIMY-EDGED VIBE-ROCK, INDISTINCT, A LITTLE WOOZY. BUT THE VIBE IS A LITTLE HARSHER THAN YOU THINK. THE OYSTERS MISS THE SMOOTH DAYS. THIS NOSTALGIA IS NOT COMFORTING.

"SMOOTH DAYS":

US014 THE OYSTERS - OYSTERS WITH GIRLFRIENDS EP (CDr, cass, dig)

SIX-SONG EP FROM THE POST-TWEE BAND THE OYSTERS. THERE IS A DARKENED, CLUNKY WARMTH TO THESE SONGS. SCRATCHY BUT COMFORTABLE LIKE A THRFT STORE PENDLETON, THIS EP, TAKEN AS ONE CONTINUOUS SONG CYCLE, REWARDS ENDLESSLY.

"HOLDING HANDS AT HOUSE PARTIES":

US015 P0P FUCKD0WN -  HELLA FOGGY IN NORTHGATE RIGHT NOW... (CDr, cass, dig)

AVANT-RAP: RE-APPROPRIATION, COVERS, GENIUS KANYE WORSHIP. P0P FUCKD0WN IS BACK AFTER A LONG LONG HIATUS WITH THIS GLEAMING, VIBING DEBUT FULL-LENGTH. THESE SONGS WILL GET SO FUCKING STUCK IN YOUR HEAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. SLADE IT UP, AVOID THE DOROS, AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, READY THE THINKPIECE MOBILE, WE'VE GOT A CODE TYLER ON OUR HANDS. SHIT'S MAD FOGGY DAWG.

"ICE":

US016 C FOAM -  HAZING (CDr, cass, dig)

HAZING IS A CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT COLLEGE.

US017 P0P FUCKD0WN -  UVILLAGE SNIPER (CDr, cass, dig)

THE LATEST OPUS FROM THE FUCKD0WNERS. INCLUDES THE HIT "WHICH STARBUCKS?" MAYBACH MUSIC WHO? #TEAMP0PFUCKD0WN

US018 NO TIME - SUMMER SUX EP (dig)

THE GUITAR-BASED SECOND-EARLIEST RECORDINGS FROM NO TIME. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A SUMMER DAY LOOKING OUT YR WINDOW AT BEACHGOERS, PINING OVER SOMETHING! FEATURING LIVE SHOUT-ALONG STAPLE, "JULIET."

US019 NO TIME - MY PRETTY FRIEND single (dig)

NOW INCLUDING "EARTHBOUND ALIEN LIFEFORM" AS THE "PRETTY FRIEND EP," THIS SET MARKS A INCHING AWAY FROM THE "BROWN SUGAR" AND "ANNIE" EPs. WE REALLY THINK YOU'LL SYMPATHIZE THIS TIME AROUND! FEATURING THE HIT SINGLE/PROM/WEDDING/BAGSUNDERYREYES ANTHEM, "MY PRETTY FRIEND."

US020 NO TIME - ALL THE TIME single (dig)

STYLISTICALLY, NO TIME'S MOST DYNAMIC RELEASE. LAYERS ON LAYERS ON LAYERS.

US021 NO TIME - BROWN SUGAR EP (dig)

PERHAPS NO TIME'S MOST COMPLETE RELEASE (AND ONLY WITH AN INSTRUMENTAL) "BROWN SUGAR" DOESN'T LEAVE ANYTHING TO BE DESIRED...UNLIKE THE STANDARD BITTER REJECTION SHORTLY FOLLOWING ITS RELEASE! FEATURING "KISS MY NECK" AND "ASHLEY."

US022 C FOAM - PHIL COLLINS single (dig)

WHAT'S THIS? A 30-MINUTE PHIL COLLINS CLUB BANGER MEGA-MIX?? START IT FROM THE BEGINNING AT A PARTY AND SEE HOW LONG UNTIL SOMEONE TURNS IT OFF OR EVEN ASKS ABOUT IT. THIS SLAPS.

US023 ELIZABETH KRAMER - NO PLANS, NO PARTIES (CDr, cass, dig)

THE DEBUT FULL-LENGTH FROM THE BEST BAND WORKING TODAY. A SLOPPY CLASSIC.

US024 C FOAM  - IN BERLIN single (dig)

C FOAM'S BEEN IN BERLIN, WHERE HE'S EVIDENTLY BEEN TOO BUSY TO TALK TO US––WE HAVEN'T TALKED SINCE HE DROPPED THAT HALF HOUR OF PHIL COLLINS WORHIP THIS PAST SPRING. BUT NOW, WE'RE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE, THE FOAM'S BACK WITH HIS FIRST TRACK AS A "BERLIN-BASED PRODUCER." AND IT'S A CREEPY ONE. "IN BERLIN" IS 24 MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS OF CLASSIC C FOAM CULTURE-SQUALL SOUND-TREK. IT'S BERLIN, STRAIGHT FROM HIS SENSES TO YOURS.

US025 C FOAM - SUMMERTIME (CDr, cass, dig)

HERE IT IS. THE POP ALBUM C FOAM NEVER PROMISED BUT ALWAYS HINTED AT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED. AND WE FOR ONE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER (AND WE'RE NEVER HAPPY, REMEMBER?). SUMMERTIME IS LIKE SPENDING WAY TOO LONG ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S TUMBLR. IT'S LIKE WATCHING VH1 HALF ASLEEP. NO, IT'S LIKE FORGETTING EVERYTHING AND THEN READING ABOUT IT ALL LATER. USA! USA!

US026 P0P FUCKD0WN - #BIG_THANGS_EFFIN_POPPIN EP (dig)

BURN DOWN MOLLY MOON'S. BURN DOWN PIKE STREET. FUCK THE SEATTLE PRIVATE SCHOOL/GARFIELD RAP SCENE. FUCK 'EM. #BIG_THANGS_EFFIN_POPPIN IS NOT SO MUCH "A CONCEPT ALBUM" AS IT IS SIMPLY "A CONCEPT".  #OFF_MEANT 

US027 THE OYSTERS - GET SERIOUS (CDr, cass, dig)

FORGET THE BEDROOM, THIS MASTERPIECE WAS MADE ENTIRELY ON THE BED ITSELF!! IT'S AN INTIMATE RECORD, THAT'S FOR SURE. CASIO AND GUITAR, PILLOWS AND BLANKETS. LIKE THE PREVIOUS OYSTERS EP, OYSTERS WITH GIRLFRIENDS, THERE IS AN ALLURING JERKY WARMTH TO THESE SONGS. THEY FEEL SELF-CONTAINTED BUT THEY UNRAVEL SLOWLY: SOMETIMES IT SEEMS LIKE THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE ENOUGH MOMENTUM TO KEEP GOING, BUT THEY ALWAYS MAKE IT. IT'S A COMFY, CLUNKY INTIMACY THAT DRAWS YOU IN LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS. GET SERIOUS IS A MANIFESTO, A COZY RECORD FULL OF POST-TWEE ANXIETY, WARNINGS, AND  RELATIONSHIP OBSERVATIONS. C'MON! GET SERIOUS!

US028 NO TIME - LATE AUGUST EP (CDr, cass, dig)

THE LAST NO TIME RELEASE TO DATE OF UTTERLY NEW MATERIAL. FYI, ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO BEGIN COMMISERATING WITH THIS BAND! FEATURING "GOOD FOR ONCE" AND "LATE AUGUST."

US029 C FOAM & WESLEY - I'M MOVING TO L.A., BY THE WAY, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE single (dig)

COLLAB SINGLE FROM C FOAM AND UP AND COMING PRODUCER WESLEY. ACCOMPANYING "VIDEO COLLAGE" SOMEWHERE ONLINE.

US30 C FOAM - COMPUTER MUSIC EP (dig)

BRIEF THREE-SONG EP. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY?? HE SLIDES EM UNDER OUR DOOR, WE RELEASE EM! FEATURES CAMPAIGN-TRAIL-2012-Y "THE STENCH" AND CROWD FAVORITE "A MAN SELLING TEA."

US031 C FOAM - SOCIETY EP (dig)

ANOTHER EP! CONTAINS C FOAM'S VERY STARTLING AND VERY EXCITING STAB AT TECHNO, "YOU CAN'T MEET GIRLS ON AMAZON." 

US032 WEED MOM - DRGDLRMRCDS (dig)

THIS DOESN'T EXIST. OR DOES IT. OR SHOULD I SAY THSDSNTXSTRDST.

US033 C FOAM - POP SALAD (dig)

FIRST C FOAM FULL LENGTH SINCE SUMMERTIME. AS THE TITLE INDICATES, THIS ONE'S EVEN MORE POPPY, BUT DON'T BE FOOLED: POP SALAD IS NOT THE HEALTHY CHOICE.

US034 ELIZABETH KRAMER - PLASTIC SURGERY SOCIAL NETWORK (CDr, cass, dig)

ALBUM OF THE YEAR RIGHT HERE. AND IT WAS RECORDED IN MOTHERFUCKING DECEMBER. THE STELLAR FOLLOW-UP TO EK'S DEBUT NO PLANS, NO PARTIES, PLASTIC SURGERY SOCIAL NETWORK AIMS HIGHER AND WIDER. THE SORORITY GIRLS HAVE GROWN UP, TEENAGERS ARE EVERYWHERE, AND THERE ARE STILL TOO MANY PHONES. THE MILIEU = DEFINED. AN EXCELLENT SOPHOMORE EFFORT.

US035 NO TIME - LET'S GET AWAY FROM IT ALL: THE VERY LAST OF NO TIME (CDr, cass, dig)

(US036 BABY SKUNK JAYPEG - BABY SKUNK JAYPEG ????)

US037 C FOAM - PARADISE (CDr, cass, dig)

THE SOUND OF SUMMER––WITH A TWIST!  THIS AIN'T NO SUMMERTIME....BUT MANY OF THAT ALBUM'S WATERSHED POP-CENTERED PRODUCTION TECHNIQUES HAVE FOUND THEIR WAY ONTO THIS ONE AS WELL. THERE'S CONFUSION AND BRIGHT SUN AND SWEAT AND BEER AND GUITARS. THIS IS A DEEPLY TROUBLED PARTY RECORD, BUT IT'S STILL FUN. THIS IS...PARADISE....

US038 C FOAM - CODING (CDr, cass, dig)

CODING IS ABOUT THE WORKING WORLD. THE REPETITION AND DULL DAY TO DAY OF THE WORKING WORLD. IT'S ABOUT THE SMALL MOMENTS THAT CAN MAKE OR BREAK ENTIRE DAYS. IT'S ABOUT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN RIGHT NOW AND WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN FOR AS LONG AS WE LIVE. BUT IT'S NOT ALL BAD, IT'S JUST REAL. CODING IS A STANDOUT IN AN ALREADY VAST AND VERY ACCOMPLISHED DISCOGRAPHY....BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT!! HEAR IT NOW!!! AND LISTEN LOUD.

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